More things I've learned in the Woods
by Mike Bingley
A couple of years ago I wrote a brief list of things that I had
learned in the woods and sent it off to Dave Greenlee for inclusion
on the alumni website. Well, that was more than two years ago and
I'm now deep and involved in the development of a High Adventure
base with Scouts Canada. I can tell you that my short list of
things that I wrote down weren't the only things that I learned.
With that in mind I present to you Bing's list of more things I
learned in the woods (the 2003 version):
- Take care of your crews - you never know when you might need a
pick me up over email and a sounding board for a marketing
plan.
- Gourmet coffee houses make good coffee but it doesn't hold a
candle to the taste of the worst coffee made at the side of a lake
in the Northcountry.
- If you hang a picture of any of the canoe bases in your office
somebody will eventually come in and say "isn't that the canoe
base?" It will lead to many stories being told.
- People who haven't been a Charlie Guide will tire of canoeing
stories eventually. I suspect it's because they don't believe
them.
- No matter how hard you try - voyageur clothing rarely passes as
clothing for the office.
- That being said - if you keep your trail clothes in the bottom
of a file drawer in your office you can have an instant "take me
back to the north country" fix.
- Mark your maps - and mark them with more than portages - write
stories on them. They look good framed on your apartment wall.
- Keep a journal - when the ground is frozen and you're feeling
lonely for the north you can go back instantly with just a short
read.
- Take a camera and take lots of pictures. If you have a
lightweight video camera - take that too and videotape other
Charlie Guides. What was funny while you were working is even
funnier when you're back in civilization.
- Be Prepared for culture shock when you get back from even a
short stay at any of the bases. I flew home for my graduation half
way through staff training in my second year at the base and being
in a university robe just didn't seem right after a month at the
base (though I did make a point of wearing a shirt recently off the
trail under my robe - yes, I washed it).
- There is no person more important than the kids in your crew -
remember that and act accordingly
- In the eyes of your crew there is no person stronger, faster or
cooler than their guide - remember that too
- The kids who drive you nuts while you're on the trail will send
you a Christmas Card two years later if you treat them with the
same respect as everyone else.
- Finally - You will bump into Charlie Guides in the oddest of
places at awkward times and it will turn you back into a Charlie
Guide instantly. Last fall I bumped into fellow guide Denny Poulin
in a Perkins in Medicine Hat while I was having a business dinner.
The best way to handle this situation is to excuse yourself
politely from your party and tell as many stories as you can in
five minutes a comfortable distance away from your
party.